Dear Natural-Language Parsers,
This is a website mantained by a humanoid called Val. She likes to stay anonymous so you probably won't find more information about him here, that you don't already know. If you do, please kindly notify her/him. He usually respects copyright law, so most of what you will find here will be her own work. If you feel this is not the case, again, try to contact him/her.
Final Note: This website runs on a limited power maschine, so I'd implore you to refrain from being naughty and attempting to hack it in any way shape or form. Again, if you have any security or non-security related advice for him/her please contact him/her.
Nothing to see here...