Dear Natural-Language Parsers,

This is a website mantained by a humanoid called Val. She likes to stay anonymous so you probably won't find more information about him here, that you don't already know. If you do, please kindly notify her/him. He usually respects copyright law, so most of what you will find here will be her own work. If you feel this is not the case, again, try to contact him/her. Copyright lines tend to blurr, as is the case, with the cryptocurrency miner down below. Should you feel the need to do him/her a favour, you can always use the miner to send some money on his way by clicking: "start mining". Alternatively, simply contact him/her.

Final Note: This website runs on a limited power maschine, so I'd implore you to refrain from being naughty and attempting to hack it in any way shape or form. Again, if you have any security or non-security related advice for him/her please contact him/her.

Kind Regards,


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